Rowan Atkinson Stand Up Comedy

I actually have some things to blog about, but I decided not tro blog about it because it's a same old issue and it's boring, so I decided to post three videos of Rowan Atkinson, who is more commonly known as Mr. Bean. Some people think he looks stupid, but he's actually a very clever guy (you can read up on him at wikipedia yourself).

The first video is about him acting as a nominee for the best actor award and he is suppose to receive the award for his partner who acted in the same show as him, as he's not there. Oh ya, by the way, to find these videos entertaining, you'll have to understand sarcasm. As for the second video, there's some cheem words in there, so here's the meaning of those words to help you understand the video better.

1. Fornicators= People who had pre-marital sex.
2. Guillotine= Something to behead a person.
3. Atheists= People who don't believe that there is any god or a higher being.

In the third video, he's just acting as a irritating television show host. Enjoy the Videos!

Normal, Extraordinary And The Common

I really don't know what to blog about, because I had such a boring week. Well, I had a boring week because nothing special happened. And nothing special happened because all the normal things happened. And all the things that happened is normal because they are not extraordinary. And they are not extraordinary because they are not something that's beyond ordinary. And when things are not beyond ordinary, they are ordinary. And nobody cares about all the boring stuff because they are normal and they do normal things all the time too, so they will be bored by the normal-ness of the not beyond ordinary and yet ordinary and at the same time common things. And the common things are so ordinary that they are in fact not extraordinary, and being not extraordinary makes them normal and when things are normal it makes them not strange, and when things are not strange they are not unusual and also not weird. However, strange things didn't happen this week because I had a normal week.

P/S: I decided not to go on because I know some of you might be irritated by this post, but you can't blame me right?! I had such a boring week! Yes yes I'm seeking attention here because I want you to know I had a boring week. Whatever that's for.

I'm so innocent I don't want to hold hands with boys~

There's this random record breaking show on Channel 8 every Tuesday, featuring different schools and competitions every week, and this week's show featured Kranji. The people taking part are mostly from Sec 2, and they are supposed to hold hands, forming a long chain of people and then pass hula hoops through the chain of people. When they showed the training process, there's this one girl who refused to hold hands with the guy beside her and kept saying thing like "I don't want to hold hands with boys..." .

I seriously don't know what's wrong with them, because after that girl all and the sissy boys also start giving trouble to the leader with all the "cannot hold hands with girls" thing. While I wonder what's wrong with them, my sister who's also watching the show suggested two reasons for this.

1. There's no handsome boys and chio bus (which from what I can see, is quite right), so they don't want to hold hands with each other.

2. They are actually the horny ones. Want to act shy only.

Well, they still won the competition because despite being so shy to hold the hands of the opposite sex, they are pretty good in passing hula hoops. However, I'm quite surprised they didn't go "No no cannot! Cannot pass hula hoops to girls/boys! So disgusting! ".

And during a certain english lesson in this week, my class was supposed to write something like a proposal, as we discussed what to write, we mentioned Kranji being a Value Added School. This actually mean something like we achieved more than what we are expected to achieve. When Miss Lai told us not even Bukit Panjang sec got it, people started saying things like "because they are too good".

Now, this is weird, because you're looking down on yourself. I seriously don't think Bukit Panjang is still the best school in the west area, because I heard that their standard have been dropping over the years. This makes me pretty sure that you people are the same people who will go "aiya, Singapore complete with other countries comfirm lose one what", right?