Bimbos
I see a lot of bimbos in school. I'm not very sure why but maybe this is the time when one reaches puberty and start to be hiao.
Ways to identify a bimbo
1. Act cute. (At anywhere, anytime and in front of everyone)
2. Always looking into any reflective objects within their sight.
3. Scream at high pitch at everything they see. (Eeeeee...so cute!!!)
4. Adjusting of hair and hair accessories excessively.
5. Always on the lookout for pretty boys and go on to gush, "So cute!!!".
6. Disgusting MSN nicks. Example: your name[[ii beliieve euu can. I beliieve iin euu. trust iish the word towards each other.]]
7. By the blog they have:
-A lot of pinks
-Stupid background music (usually or some random love songs)
-Sickening tiny fonts (when i say tiny, i mean they are minute)
-Even though they have the whole screen to use, they usually like to cramp all the things into one tiny
box at a little corner of their blog.
-Irritating hidden links.
-Purposely mispelling words.
-They like to end phrase/sentence with loads of dots..........................................................................
-Annoyingly acting sweet, "Jia you worhx", "Take care worhx".
-Usually too in love with themselves. Example: Take pictures in all kinds of act cute and weird poses.
(holding the camera high up and looking up to make their eyes appear bigger, the victory handsign usually
slanted to the side to increase their "cute" factor, pouting their lips and widen their eyes with the slanted
victory handsign. That, my friend, is THE perfect bimbo picture).
-Giggle unnessarily.
-Gossips.
-Loves being the main topic.
-Dreams of finding their prince charming when they know it's almost impossible.
-Tries to shorten the length of their skirts.
-Suckng up to teachers and popular seniors.
If you want to become a bimbo, you may want to consider the points mentioned above.
I see a lot of bimbos in school. I'm not very sure why but maybe this is the time when one reaches puberty and start to be hiao.
Ways to identify a bimbo
1. Act cute. (At anywhere, anytime and in front of everyone)
2. Always looking into any reflective objects within their sight.
3. Scream at high pitch at everything they see. (Eeeeee...so cute!!!)
4. Adjusting of hair and hair accessories excessively.
5. Always on the lookout for pretty boys and go on to gush, "So cute!!!".
6. Disgusting MSN nicks. Example: your name[[ii beliieve euu can. I beliieve iin euu. trust iish the word towards each other.]]
7. By the blog they have:
-A lot of pinks
-Stupid background music (usually or some random love songs)
-Sickening tiny fonts (when i say tiny, i mean they are minute)
-Even though they have the whole screen to use, they usually like to cramp all the things into one tiny
box at a little corner of their blog.
-Irritating hidden links.
-Purposely mispelling words.
-They like to end phrase/sentence with loads of dots..........................................................................
-Annoyingly acting sweet, "Jia you worhx", "Take care worhx".
-Usually too in love with themselves. Example: Take pictures in all kinds of act cute and weird poses.
(holding the camera high up and looking up to make their eyes appear bigger, the victory handsign usually
slanted to the side to increase their "cute" factor, pouting their lips and widen their eyes with the slanted
victory handsign. That, my friend, is THE perfect bimbo picture).
-Giggle unnessarily.
-Gossips.
-Loves being the main topic.
-Dreams of finding their prince charming when they know it's almost impossible.
-Tries to shorten the length of their skirts.
-Suckng up to teachers and popular seniors.
If you want to become a bimbo, you may want to consider the points mentioned above.

1 Comments:
*woots* so creative huh.. ur sec post.. so cheam.. u himbo also noe how to type this type of things.. lols..
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Shufen, at 9:35 PM
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